There's not much here to speak of. I'd rather have an incredibly boring webpage than an out of date one.
I grew up in Santa Paula, CA on a lemon farm. Take a listen to this goofy Nantucket Nectars
commercial for their lemonade the
commercial features authentic Santa Paula lemon growers (supposedly!).
Something I do in my little bit of spare time is toss together some goofy website spoofs.
They're usually inside jokes and stabs at friends but you may find them funny.
Take a look at these few: