Welcome to the Chris Nichols Homepage There's not much here to speak of. I'd rather have an incredibly boring webpage than an out of date one. I grew up in Santa Paula, CA on a lemon farm. Take a listen to this goofy Nantucket Nectars commercial for their lemonade the commercial features authentic Santa Paula lemon growers (supposedly!). Something I do in my little bit of spare time is toss together some goofy website spoofs. They're usually inside jokes and stabs at friends but you may find them funny. Take a look at these few: A CNN Special Report on Dave Jensen. Check out this Onion spoof I did about the late great Matt Cottone. This was actually a real Ebay auction I ran a while back. Ebay closed it after the bidding went over 600k. I guess they realized it was a hoax. Thank you for visiting sandcrawler.com. If you have any questions don't hesitate to contact me here